Some Advice for Senator John Kerry...

Senator Kerry,

As someone who voted for you (even though it was a very reluctant vote on your behalf), I have some very sound advice that you would do well to heed:

First, call your office! Inform them that you want to have a PRESS CONFERENCE immediately...today...within the next hour.

Second, APOLOGIZE for your verbal gaf last night...or whenever it was that you put your foot in your mouth. You cannot tell a joke, and humor is not your friend...so apologize, regardless of what you meant--or meant to say.

Finally, just SHUT UP! The Republicans are doing a fine job of self-destruction...you do not need to attempt to add fuel to an already blazing fire. Take a cue from Senator Clinton--let them make their own mistakes. You have already run for the Oval Office, and you narrowly lost. Now, concentrate on being the best Senator from Massachusetts that you can possibly be.

Leave it alone, Senator. Apologize, practice silence, and do the work you have been hired to do.

Prove that you can do it!