Overheard in a seminary....LOL

We're not to go out and sin more so that God will have something to do.

Jesus is bad news for alot of people.

You can't just read the Gospels and get away with it.

You have to judge whether it's God talking or just indigestion.

What we don't know about Paul could fill many books.

These weren't Episopalians, these were real evangelists!

If I were grading Luther's exegesis papers, he wouldn't do very well.

Jesus never got where he was going on time.

I thank God for the rich, for they need rectors too.

Some of you may have found last year to be a constant LENT.

Some dead languages are more dead than others.

If having information about God means knowing God, then a computer can know God better than any human.

We can't think up a new heresy, that's why we study the past.

God is not an Episopalian.

Have sermon, will travel. How much are you paying?

There's a blessing on intelligent guessers.

The Spirit of God is not just any old spirit. It's not some anonymous dunamis.

The ten lost tribes of Israel were not just casually misplaced.

By the 7th time you've gone through the 3-year Lectionary cycle, a new idea is a blessing.

My Bible begins "Once upon a time..."

You can't go home in your kitchen and cook up enough sin to frighten anybody without some help.

Bad biology produces bad theology, but let's not go there right now.

God will sort that out, but let me give it a short try...

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