Sometimes you just have to laugh....I found this one on a message board, and just about fell off my office chair, howling with laughter!
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There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No water! We're going to Die!"
The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand? We're going to die!"
The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000.00 a week."
The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"
The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000.00 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000.00 a week.
My pastor will find me!
1 comment:
I haven't commented in a long time but, this is pretty funny:-)
Gretchen Lavender
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