More from the "I've Learned" Department.....

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something.

I've learned that you should NEVER be too busy to say "please" and "thank you."

I've learned that money is a LOUSY means of keeping score.

I've learned that you shouldn't have a $1000 meeting to solve a $100 problem.

I've learned that a pig dressed in a tuxedo is still a pig.

I've learned that ANGER manages everything poorly.

I've learned that the person with big dreams is more powerful than the one with all the facts.

I've learned that when I give advice, it's BEST to make it BRIEF.

I've learned that expensive new silk ties are the only ones that attract spaghetti sauce.

I've learned that everything sounds romantic in a FOREIGN language, regardless of what was said!

I've learned the ARK was built by Amateurs, and the TITANIC was built by professionals.

I've learned to never confuse "success" with "usefulness."

So what say ye?

1 comment:

Joe Misek said...

I've learned that the old Roman Catholic doctrine of purgatory is in fact true, we just know it by its more common name, high school.